一眼就愛(ài)上的英語(yǔ)幽默小故事

時(shí)間：2025-09-26 18:58:06 英語(yǔ)閱讀我要投稿

　　不少人都喜歡看幽默故事，其實(shí)英語(yǔ)里也有不少的幽默小故事，下面，小編分享大家三篇一眼就愛(ài)上的英語(yǔ)幽默小故事。

一眼就愛(ài)上的英語(yǔ)幽默小故事

　　一眼就愛(ài)上的英語(yǔ)幽默小故事一

　　證明

　　A woman came into our bank to get a check cashed，but she didn't have an account with us. When I asked her for some identification, she showed me several charge cards，her Social Security card and a library card. I told her we needed a driver's license，but she didri t have one.

　　一位婦女來(lái)到我們銀行想兌換一張支票，但她在我們這兒沒(méi)建立帳戶。當(dāng)我問(wèn)她要證明材料時(shí)，她把社會(huì)保險(xiǎn)卡、圖書卡拿給我看。我告訴她我們要看她的駕駛證，她說(shuō)她沒(méi)有。

　　"Don't you have something with your picture on it?"I asked.

　　“難道你就沒(méi)帶照片的東西嗎?”

　　"Oh, sure,"she said as she flipped to a family photo in her wallet. "That's me in the back row. "

　　“噢，有啊，”她邊說(shuō)邊從錢包里拿出一張合家照，“站在后排的'那個(gè)就是我。”

　　一眼就愛(ài)上的英語(yǔ)幽默小故事二

　　Bulletin board

　　布告欄

　　My secretary began to post unusual news articles,cartoons and pictures of faraway lands on our office bulletin board. Although she changed the items on a regular basis，no one mentioned her efforts.Eventually she put up a notice stating that she would give one dollar to the first person who read the announcement and informed her about it. Two weeks later, she received her first acknowledgement，a handwritten reply left on her desk:"I just wanted you to know how much I enjoy your interesting bulletin board. The Cleaning Lady.”

　　我的秘書開始在我們辦公室的布告欄里張貼一些奇持的新聞、卡通和風(fēng)景畫等。按時(shí)更換，但從未有人提到過(guò)她所做出的努力。終于她貼出了一張告示說(shuō)，誰(shuí)要是第一個(gè)看到她貼的通知，就可以告訴她，那個(gè)人就能從她那里得到一美元。兩周后，她接到了第一個(gè)正式的通知。在她的桌上留著一張字條:“我只想讓你知道，我非常喜歡看那有趣的'布告欄。清潔工。”

　　一眼就愛(ài)上的英語(yǔ)幽默小故事三

　　An easy way

　　輕而易舉

　　Stepping from my kitchen into the garage, I accidentally locked myself out of the house. When I tried to persuade my 18-month-old son，Taylor, to open the door, none of my tactics worked. Finally，I walked around the house to check for an open window. To my amazement，I found the front door open and Taylor standing there with a salesman.

　　出了廚房我便走進(jìn)了車庫(kù)，不留神把門鎖給撞上了，把我自己鎖在了門外。我那18個(gè)月的兒子泰勒在屋里。于走，我在外邊千方百計(jì)地想讓他幫我開門，結(jié)果均告失敗。最后，我圍著房子想找個(gè)開著的`窗子。令我吃驚的是，前門開著，我的兒子站在門口正與一個(gè)推銷員在談話。

　　"I've been locked out for 20 minutes,"I said. "How did you get him to open the door?"

　　我對(duì)那推銷員說(shuō):“我被鎖在了外邊20多分鐘，你是怎樣讓他給你開門的”。

　　Looking puzzled，the man replied，“I rang the doorbell."

　　面帶驚奇的推銷員答說(shuō):“我只按了一下門鈴。”

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