英文幽默風(fēng)趣哲理小故事
英文幽默風(fēng)趣哲理小故事一父子二人經(jīng)過(guò)五星級(jí)飯店門(mén)口，看到一輛十分豪華的進(jìn)口轎車(chē)。
兒子不屑地對(duì)他的父親說(shuō)：「坐這種車(chē)的人，肚子里一定沒(méi)有學(xué)問(wèn)!」
父親則輕描淡寫(xiě)地回答：說(shuō)這種話的人，口袋里一定沒(méi)有錢(qián)
(注：你對(duì)事情的看法，是不是也反映出你內(nèi)心真正的態(tài)度?)
After his father five-star hotel door and saw a very luxury imported cars.
Son of disdain for his father, said: "The people who take such a vehicle, necessarily Moyouxuewen stomach!"
Father answered lightly: say such things, certainly no money pocket
(Note: Your view of things, is not it also reflects the real attitude of your heart?)
英文幽默風(fēng)趣哲理小故事二
An elephant said to a mouse ,"no doubt that you are the smallest znd most useless thing that Ihave e ver seen ."
"Pless ,say it again .Let me take it down ."the mouse said ."I will tell a flea what I know."
一頭大象對(duì)一只小老鼠說(shuō)：“你無(wú)疑是我見(jiàn)過(guò)的最小、最沒(méi)用的東西。”
“請(qǐng)?jiān)僬f(shuō)一遍，讓我把它記下來(lái)。”老鼠說(shuō)。“我要講給我認(rèn)識(shí)的一只跳蚤聽(tīng)。
英文幽默風(fēng)趣哲理小故事三
Donny is a seven year old boy. He goes to school every day. The school is near his home.
So he goes there on foot and comes back home on time. But today, he is late.
His mother asks him, “Why do you go to the headmaster’s office?”
Because the teacher asks us a question in class and nobody can answer it, but I can.”
“It’s good to answer the teacher’s question.” “But the question is ‘Who pours ink on my chair?’”
誰(shuí)把墨水倒在我椅子了?
唐尼是個(gè)7歲孩子，每天他都上學(xué)。學(xué)校在他的家附近。
因?yàn)椋恍腥ド蠈W(xué)并按時(shí)回家。但是今天他回來(lái)遲了。
他的母親問(wèn)他：“你為什么去校長(zhǎng)的辦公室?”
“ 因?yàn)槔蠋熢谏险n時(shí)老師問(wèn)我們一個(gè)問(wèn)題，沒(méi)有人能回答他，而我能。”
“ 回答老師的問(wèn)題是好事。”
“ 但那個(gè)問(wèn)題 ‘誰(shuí)把墨水倒在我的椅子上了?’”
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